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One of the things about Twitter is that it has made the world a much smaller place than it used to be.  I mean, you just can't seem to escape from the constant barrage of information about non-entities!  People who mean absolutely nothing to any of us suddenly become a phenomenon that we all have to read about.  Case in point is Levi Johnston!  

Despite looking on in horror as the United States of America toyed with he idea of electing Sarah Palin into a role she would probably have been a disaster in, I had never registered that the guy who was fucking her daughter was some sort of Z-list celebrity!  

I mean, if inseminating an uninteresting girl who is looking for cock is the benchmark for becoming famous, then surely there are at least another 1 billion guys in the world that we should be reading about on BBC News website?  

But here we are, being bombarded by tweets on twitter about this guy.  Apparently he has pissed-off Sarah Palin.  That counts for something in my book.  But not enough to justify the constant barrage of crap being squeezed into my news sources in a rather unsubtle way!  I do not care who this guy has emptied his load into.  He just seems to be some young kid enjoying a it of attention regardless of the exploitation.  I hope he is getting paid a lot of dollars for the crap I read about on Twitter!

So, who is Levi Johnston?  Well, it seems he is some college kid who likes to drop his briefs for the girls!  In public!  Here is his 'photo spread' from Playgirl magazine. I might be wrong but I would have thought that Playgirl is probably read by homos who are looking for 'straight guys in the buff'?  

Christ sake, son! Wrap the towel around yourself and save us the distress!Woman don't look at this stuff do they?   I'll never forget an old work colleague, Joyce, telling me that men were really very sexy until they dropped their pants and then they just looked ridiculous.  So, what do you ladies think?  Is Levi ridiculous?

Where's the beef, Levi? Saggy biceps are the new muscle!Sarah Palin's man of the month! Levi Johnston!

 A right handful! What did Sarah Palin do to deserve Levi Johnston?